A CHAT
  • Friend: what does PSAT stand for?
  • Me: preliminary scholarly aptitude test
  • Friend: Piano recital
  • Friend: Simultaneously
  • Friend: At
  • Friend: The same time
  • Me: ... Shut the fuck up
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A PHOTO

escape3withm3:

Life+School

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A CHAT
  • Police: *yelling* OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOU TALKED ABOUT THE PSAT
  • Me: no, you cannot make me with negative reinforcement or positive reinforcement, because that would be dehumanizing
A TEXT POST

officialcoconuthead:

To all the people in the Psat fandom: this is illegal, college board is coming for you, and you will have to write your testimony in cursive

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A TEXT POST

Life Lessons from the PSAT

komodoclassic:

1. The Harry Potter fandom will never be truly satisfied

2. Always ask about the spiritual importance of the calligraphy

3. Children are like dolphins

4. Don’t try to do things simultaneously at the same time

5. The Grand Canyon does not have a fixed value P

6. Make sure you don’t use your calculator to cheat at English

7. Don’t get sick or they will DESTROY your answer sheet

8. Grain mills are really important

9. Don’t talk about the test *

* indicates that rule is optional

A CHAT
  • teachers: MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE PSAT!
  • tumblr: *blogs about it*
  • *makes jokes about it*
  • *makes a fandom out of it*
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A TEXT POST

like-yeahh:

Girlfriend: Babeeee, come over

Boyfriend: I cant, my piano is simultaneously being held at the same time 

Girlfriend: But I really SEE the Grand canyon

Boyfriend: I would give you some praise, but positive reinforcement is dehumanizing

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